Hanging out with One Direction:

• Me: Hey, Niall, want some food?
• Niall: No, thanks, I'm full.
• Me: What.
• Liam: What.
• Louis: What.
• Harry: What.
• Zayn: Vat.
• Paul: What.
• Simon Cowell: What.
• God: What
• Obama: What.
• Maura: What.
• Sean: What.
• Katy Perry: What
• Me: What.